Family, news and other stuff…
Fun Stuff
Are you kidding me?
Aug 4th

This is what I saw in the elevator this morning heading into work…That dude looks pissed…I am too…
The 9 Types of Crappy Handshakes
Jul 17th
Having just gone through several months of job hunting, I found this page to be particularly funny. On a separate note – if you’ve never read “The Oatmeal” website, you’re in for a treat if you happen to have a twisted sense of humor (Those of us in the Carey household lean toward the twisted — no idea why).
Lamer note: If dirty words bother you then you’re going to want to steer clear. The handshake article is ok but there are parts to the site that work pretty blue.
Things we know…
Jul 15th
Things We Know…
- It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
- A human hair can hold 3kg.
- The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb.
- The femur is as hard as concrete.
- A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.
- Women blink twice as much as men.
- We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.
- The woman has read this entire text.
- The man is still looking at his thumb.
Friendship
Feb 24th
Friendship Among Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. Not one of them knew anything about it.
Friendship Among Men:
A man didn’t come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy’s house. The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
Hoverdogs get a job
Jan 27th
File this under things that make Kell giggle…
Here is the original model:

The Empire upgrades their attack craft!

Did you notice anything…Similar in the recent debates?
Oct 29th
Think there’s not a TON of coaching for the presidential candidates? Think again.




